What kind of condom would you use?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 17:38:17

Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric Condom: We bring good things to life!

AT&T Condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty Condom: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft Condom: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M Condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron Condom: use them? people do.

Taco Bell Condoms: get some; make a run for the border

MCI Condoms: for friends and family

Double Mint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines Condom travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines condom travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy's Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House Condom: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King Condoms: Have it your way

Dairy Queen Condoms: We treat you right

AOL Condom: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 18:14:59

hahahahahahahahaha, great!

Post 3 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 19:01:37

Heh heh heh. Becky?Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? they hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Post 4 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 19:07:49

oh my god! lol

Post 5 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 19:14:20

Oh Becky this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! All I have to say is, Chevy Condoms: Like a rock

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 18-Feb-2007 2:14:54

Sam, you got any of those super sensitive condoms?